Overview: John Farnham and Glen Wheatley.
Opening Titles.
Opening Remarks: Fergie and Woody Allen's financial advise, The Joy of Financial Advice.
News Desk: Budget week, John Dawkins, Peter Reith (Rob), Presidential Campagne, George Bush (Rob), Woody Allen (Tony) & Mia Farrow (Jane).
Butchs Hair Salon.
Countdown Classics: "Ladies of Countdown". Marcia Hines, Cheetah, Christie Allen, Linda Ronstadt, Pussyfoot, Noosha Fox, Elton John, Promises.
The Olden Days: Episode Six "Frontbottom Gets The Shaft".
Muckraking: Marilyn Monroe's death TV special.
Actors before they were actors: Robert DeNiro.
Mr. Chuckles' tax audit.
Interior Design with Max Meehan (Jase) & Alfonzo Valari (Santo) with Jane interviewing.
Commercial Crimestoppers: Doberman Shutters, Bavarian Shutters, unknown ad and competition.
Shitscared: Mt Hotham.
Toilet Break: Just Jeans commercial, The Four Kinsmen doing Ice T.
News Desk Update: Janet Holmes A'Court, UN convoy, ambulance service, US Presidential election.
Pissweak Colonial World.
Album cover demonstrations.
Hack 2000 food processor.
Dog food.
Graham and the Colonel. Parliament, cricket
Closing: Worst album covers.
