Family Guy - Season 13 Episode 6 The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin Parental Discretion Advised, that's how you know it's good.
Overview: After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.