My Wife and Kids - Season 5 Episode 14 Sweetheart's Day He thinks he's the head of the family. Humor him.
Overview: When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow the lead, but the only lead is straight to trouble.