Overview: * Intro Joke; There's a Supreme Court injunction against this gag
* Change of names; Craig - Defecting to Nine, Chris - Defecting to Seven, Julian - Defecting to Understanding 50 Ads, Chas - Defecting to Ten, Andrew - Defecting to SBS
* Intro; Election campaign launches and slogans, people falling asleep at the sight of John Howard
* Stunt; Craig posing as an outdoor portrait artist and demanding large amounts of money for drawing stick figures of people
* Ad/Trailer; Least Favourite Things
* Open Mic; QANTAS terminal
* Stunt; Chas requesting a doggy bag for a very small amount of leftovers in a restaurant
* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Discussing a plan to murder his mother
* Ad/Trailer; Elizabeth: The Golden Age with Bob Dylan taking Cate Blanchett's role as Elizabeth I of England (a reference to Blanchett playing Dylan in the film I'm Not There)
* Election Watch; The Environment
* The Fixers;
o John Edward: Dressing up as the Ghostbusters and confronting Edward with a "bullshit meter"
o Smoking: Julian pretending to be a terminally ill patient and asking people if they recognize him from the warning pictures on cigarette packets
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 25: Hiding bad acting, Lesson 26: Product placement, "Highly dubious reenactment" of the footage The Chaser shot at Today Tonight before being issued with a court injunction
o Anna Coren's Segue of the Week; From the Melbourne Cup to a boy band
* If Life Were a Musical; Craig applying to a talent agent with his terrible singing
* Ad Road Test
o The Loctite superglue ad where a man is glued to the ceiling by the soles of his shoes
o Novotel commercial featuring wild animals checking into a hotel
